NFL Week 13 Picks

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!  I really feel like Thanksgiving is the greatest holiday there is.   What is better than being with friends and family, eating loads of turkey, mash potatoes with graving, and pumpkin pie, watching football, and taking a nice long turkey induced nap.   The only upsetting part of Thursday’s festivities was having to watch Brian Westbrook single handily defeat my fantasy football team.  I want to put this question out to the people.   Would you consider the following a fair trade:

Brain Westbrook and Andre Johnson for Derrick Ward and TJ Houshmanzadeh.

Exactly.

A quick note on our podcast before we to our picks.   Thanks to Chad’s friend Aaron, we will have a mixing board for podcasting, and hopefully we will start cranking out shows next week.   Stay tuned for more on that.

Anyway, last week I put a whooping on Chad, and now it’s time for me to close the door on his comeback chances.  Here are our week 13 picks.

Last Week: Justin (11-2-1), Chad (7-6-1)

Thursday: Justin (2-1), Chad (1-2)

Season-to-Date: Justin (78-69-3), Chad (71-76-3)

Denver vs. New York Jets (-7.5)

Justin’s Take

The Jets looked extremely impressive last week against the Titans, and now they get the Broncos, who give up 144 yards on the ground, this bodes well for the Jets who are at their best when they have their ground game going.   There is a part of me that thinks this could be a trap game for New York, but I’m not one to bet against Favre at home this time of year.

Pick: Jets -7.5

Chad’s Take

The Thomas Jones/Leon Washington tandem could have themselves a huge week.  Think about how much the NFL changes during a season.  Four weeks into this season, Denver was considered the second best team in the AFC because of their unstoppable offense, led by Jay Cutler.  Now, they are 7.5 point dogs against a team that is good but not great.  My oh my how things can change in the league.

Pick: Jets -7.5

San Francisco vs. Buffalo (-6.5)

Justin’s Take

I hate to say this, but I think I’m going to have to put San Fran in the “don’t bet on this team on the road unless they are getting at least a touchdown” category.   I have to admit though, as much as I hate Mike Singletary as a head coach, at least he keeps the 49ers in the national media’s spotlight.  At this point it really doesn’t matter who is coaching the Niners, because they don’t have enough talent to be successful in the league.   At least 49ers fans have Samurai Mike to keep them entertained.

Pick: Buffalo -6.5

Chad’s Take

I like Buffalo to win this game, but I don’t think they’ll be going off at the rate they destroyed the Kansas City last week.  Being gone for most of a Sunday really throws a guy out of the loop on things.  Or maybe I’m just getting loopy.  Why you ask?  Check this out:

Pick: San Franscisco +6.5

New Orleans vs. Tampa Bay (-4)

Justin’s Take

Hold on a second, I think the Saints just scored another touchdown on the Packers.   The Sports Fella made a good point on this weeks podcast when he mentioned that NFC South games are always close.  If New Orleans can get their offense back on track they will be able to beat any team in the South.  I know they don’t have much of a defense, but when New Orleans’ offense is on track they are hard to beat.

Pick: New Orleans +4

Chad’s Take

For some reason, I just don’t ever trust the Buccaneers.  Oh, and if I’m down by 5 games or more with two weeks to go, then I’m going to call one of those 1-800 betting numbers to try and land all the picks in the last few weeks.  I do NOT want to wear a Patrick Willis jersey for a couple of days.  Though, come to think of it, outside of the people of San Francisco and the other 67 fans they have, who would know Willis anyways?

Pick: New Orleans +4

Carolina vs. Green Bay (-4)

Justin’s Take

Green Bay gives up 143 rushing yards a game, this does not bode well for them when they are playing a Panthers team that rushes for over 130 yards every week.   I don’t know about Green Bay, some games they look like one of the best teams in the NFC and on others, like last week, they look awful.   I can see this being one of those picks I regret making.

Pick: Carolina +4

Chad’s Take

…Especially if I get it right!!

Pick: Green Bay -4

Miami vs. St. Louis (+9)

Justin’s Take

Only in the NFC West can you have a team that’s 2-9 be 2nd place in their division.  My dad keeps asking me when Steven Jackson is going to be back, at this point I’d seriously consider shutting him down for the year.  As for the Dolphins, I think the fact that Miami has a winning record says more about the League this year than anything else.  Still, the Rams are at home and are getting nine points, perhaps they can manage to keep this game close.

Pick: St. Louis +9

Chad’s Take

I saw St. Louis play live last week.  There ain’t no way they keep this one close.  You can’t even call this a home game for them, because they won’t have more than 20,000 of their fans there.

Pick: Miami -9

Baltimore vs. Cincinnati (+7)

Justin’s Take

The Bengals were able to lose by only a TD in their first contest in Baltimore, but the Ravens have improved since then, and have won six of their last seven games by ten points or more.

Pick: Baltimore -7

Chad’s Take

I love disagreeing with Justin, but I can’t disagree against logic.  I think this one would be my big money bet of the week.

Pick: Baltimore -7

Indianapolis vs. Cleveland (+4)

Justin’s Take

The Colts have won their last four, and even though the games have been tight, you can start to see some major improvements on the offense.   Cleveland is now relying on Derek Anderson to lead their team after Brady Quinn went down for the year with a broken finger.   I guess Vegas is banking on the Browns rallying around their once all-star QB to pull off an upset… good luck with that.

Pick: Indianapolis -4

Chad’s Take

C’mon Sheridan…throw us a freaking bone here.  You couldn’t make this like a 6.5 game?  Don’t you feel a little bit bad for them since they lost Brady Quinn?  Me neither.  I think Indy is starting to click on all cylinders, and just at the right time too.  When was the last time that Indy is gearing up to be hot going into the playoffs, instead of just coasting through the last five weeks?  It was before the Tony Dungy era, I can tell you that forsure.

Pick: Indianapolis -4

Atlanta vs. San Diego (-4.5)

Justin’s Take

I’m starting to wonder if I’m just picking against the Chargers out of spite at this point.   Here’s a question for you, is LDT a first round pick in fantasy next year?  As long as I’ve been playing fantasy football Tomlinson has been a top three pick, next year is going to be a strange year in fantasy.

Pick: Atlanta +4.5

Chad’s Take

Has any team had a tougher year the the Chargers?  A few close, crazy losses can really send your season into a tailspin before you know it.  That’s exactly what has happened here.  Honestly, who loses 11-10?  Nobody before these guys.  Atlanta is a team that really hasn’t faced an NFL elite team, and that could be the main reason they are 7-4.

Pick: San Diego -4.5

Pittsburgh vs. New England (-1)

Justin’s Take

It’ll be interesting to see how much money Matt Cassell gets offered next year by Minnesota and Detroit.  He’s been a real pleasure to watch over the last couple of weeks.   Still, the Steelers are a different beast all together, and with Dallas, Baltimore, and Tennessee still on the schedule, Pittsburgh needs to get a win this week to stay ahead in their division.

Pick: Pittsburgh +1

Chad’s Take

I would love to take New England here, but no matter what has happened in a game this year, Pittsburgh seems to adjust and get themselves a W.  If they’re getting a point, I have to take them

Pick: Pittsburgh +1

Kansas City vs. Oakland (-3)

Justin’s Take

I just realized that the AFC West is just as bad as the NFC West.   I feel sorry for anyone who bought season tickets for either of these two teams, although it’s not like they didn’t know what they were getting into when they bought them.  I can’t think of any other way to pick this game besides going with the home team.   I would not bet on this game.

Pick: Oakland -3

Chad’s Take

Wait a second.  Oakland is favored in this game?  Is this a sick joke?  Justin may not want to bet on this game, but I’m going to bet the house on this one.  And the car, and all of my personal belongings.

Pick: Kansas City +3

Chicago vs. Minnesota (-3.5)

Justin’s Take

Remember last year when Adrian Peterson broke the single game rushing record against the Bears?  That was pretty sweet.

Pick: Minnesota -3.5

Chad’s Take

The Bears have proven they can stop the run when they want to (they just stack nine in the box).  Now, would you trust Gus Frerotte with your money here? I wouldn’t, but then again, I wouldn’t be caught dead betting on this game.

Pick: Minnesota -3.5

Jacksonville vs. Houston (-3.5)

Justin’s Take

Both of these teams have been disappointing this year, and I would probably not bet on this game if I was a gambler.   However, being that I need to make a pick here I’m going to go with the team getting the points.

Pick: Jacksonville +3.5

Chad’s Take

If Sage the Rage is giving up points, then I’m going taking the opposite team.  Oh my…it’s even Jacksonville too!

Pick: Jacksonville +3.5

NFL Week 12 picks

Chad is on his way to St Louis to watch the Bears/Rams game tomorrow, so you are going to be stuck with me for this column.   Why someone would want to drive all the way to St. Louis from Chicago to watch the Rams play is beyond me, but every time I think about Chad driving to St. Louis I get this memorable scene from National Lampoon’s Vacation stuck in my head.

Before I get to our picks this week I wanted to announce some plans that we have in store for TOUTS starting next week.  After a five month delay, we will be recording the second episode of the T.O.U.T.S. podcast sometime next week.  We are also going to start running a column every Sunday that delves into broader subjects in the sports world.   For example,  in next week’s column we are going to talk about why we love sports – sometimes a little too much.   It’s a simple concept, but hopefully it will allow us to elaborate a bit more on some topics that we don’t address in most of our posts.  Of course we will still be doing our pick’em column and smaller, news related posts throughout the week.  So please keep coming back to touts.wordpress.com for sports talk from a couple of guys who have been talking sports for years.   That concludes our news day – now – on to our picks.

Last Week: Justin (7-9), Chad (8-8) 

Season-to-Date: Justin (65-66-2), Chad (62-68-2)

 

Buffalo vs. Kansas City (+3)

Justin’s Take

Kansas City used to thrive at home this time of year, but as the Sports Guy wrote in his weekly NFL column, home field advantage isn’t what it used to be.   Buffalo shouldn’t be too affected by the cold weather as they play in an ice box themselves, so I’m going to go with the team that has actually shown the ability to win some games in this one.  

Pick: Buffalo -3

Chad’s Pick: Kansas City +3

New York Jets vs. Tennessee (-5.5)

Justin’s Take

It’s got to happen one these weeks, right?

Pick: New York +5.5

Chad’s Pick: New York +5.5

New England vs. Miami (Pk)

Justin’s Take

I don’t like living in a world where the Patriots are even money with the Dolphins.   Say what you want about the Pats, but before Tom Brady went down they were a lot of fun to watch on offense, not that Matt Cassell hasn’t been doing a good job in his absence, but it just isn’t quite the same.   Still, you have to think that Bill Belichick has something up his sleeve for this Dolphins team that obliterated New England earlier in the season.

Pick: New England

Chad’s Pick: New England

San Francisco vs. Dallas (-10.5)

Justin’s Take

It was fun watching the 49ers blow out a team this year, especially in the midst of the (hopefully) short Mike Singletary coaching stint, but Dallas is a team that is desperate to make the playoffs and the 49ers are a team that are just trying to keep Mike Singletary’s pants on.

Pick: Dallas -10.5

Chad’s Pick: Dallas -10.5

Tampa Bay vs. Detroit (+8)

Justin’s Take

To quote a wise man, “It’s going to happen one of these weeks, right?”

Pick: Detroit +8

Chad’s Pick: Detroit +8

Philadelphia vs. Baltimore (-1)

Justin’s Take

I hate when Vegas puts a one point spread on a game.  Couldn’t they just make this game a pick’em?   Anyway, I think the Ravens will be able to shut down Briant Westbrook and make Donovan McNabb take over in this game.  Two or three years ago I would have complete confidence in McNabb to get a big road win this time of year, but this isn’t the same guy that helped the Eagles reach the Super Bowl.

Pick: Baltimore -1

Chad’s Pick: Philadelphia +1

Chicago vs. St Louis (-8)

Justin’s Take

Did you see what the 49ers did to the Rams last week?   Chicago’s defense isn’t what it used to be, but it is still 10 times better than the Rams D.  If the Bears don’t take of business in this one Chad may jump off of the St. Louis Arch.   

Pick: Chicago -8

Chad’s Pick: Chicago -8

Minnesota vs. Jacksonville (-2.5)

Justin’s Take

This game kind of makes me want to take a nap.  Both teams love running the ball and have good run defenses, it’s going to be like watching a guy run head first into a brick wall over, and over, and over…

Pick: Vikings +2.5

Chad’s Pick: Vikings +2.5

Carolina vs. Atlanta (-1)

Justin’s Take

Atlanta and Carolina have both racked up some wins against less than stellar opponents, so I don’t really take their records into account here.   I think they are pretty comparable when it comes to RB’s, WR’s, and Defenses, but I think that Matt Ryan is a much better QB than Jake Delhomme right now.   Wow, I never thought I’d be saying that about Matt Ryan this year, it’s a crazy league. 

Pick: Atlanta -1

Chad’s Pick: Carolina +1

Oakland vs. Denver (-9)

Justin’s Take

If you’ve been following my picks over the year, you have probably come to the realization that I hate the Raiders when it comes to pick’em.  I have not moved from my anti-Raider bias.

Pick: Denver -9

Chad’s Pick: Denver -9

Washington vs. Seattle (+3)

Justin’s Take

Whether or not Clinton Portis (GTD) plays will effect the outcome of this game in a big way, and I know that statement is obvious, but the fact that he is still questionable makes me doubt how well he will perform even if he does play.  Matt Hasselbeck had a rough week in his return from injury, but he should be better in his second game back.  Plus, Washington is one of the few teams in the NFL that really does still have a home field advantage.  BTW – this is my “I’m going to regret making this pick by the end of the first quarter” pick of the week.

Pick: Seattle +3

Chad’s Pick: Washington -3

New York Giants vs. Arizona (+3)

Justin’s Take

I’ve been keeping a close eye on this game because I have Brandon Jacobs on my fantasy team.   It seems like Jacobs will play, but he will probably have reduced touches, it will be interesting to see what happens with New York’s three headed running attack when the bruiser is dinged up.   Arizona is one of the few teams in the league that can win on shear offensive force alone, and it they do make a compelling case for winning this game, but every time I doubt the Giants they seem to step up their game.   

Pick: New York -3

Chad’s Pick: New york -3

Indianapolis vs. San Diego (-3)

Justin’s Take

I know this game is being played in San Diego, but Vegas really must be out of their mind if they think the Chargers deserve to be the favorite in this game.   The Colts are starting to look like a team that is destined to make the playoffs and make a run at the title.   Meanwhile, San Diego continues to disappoint, and it’s only a matter of time until Norv Turner gets the axe.   I would take Indy in this game if they were six point favorites, this line just seems wrong to me.

Pick: Indianapolis +3

Chad’s Pick: Indianapolis +3

Green Bay vs. New Orleans (-2.5)

Justin’s Take

Here is another line that confuses me.   New Orleans has been pretty shotty all year long and now they are GIVING 2.5 to a Packers team that just a whipping on Chicago.   If Green Bay is going to give Ryan Grant the ball more they are going to have big time success against a weak Saints defense.   

Pick: Green Bay +2.5

Chad’s Pick: Green Bay +2.5

Week 11 NFL Picks

We are starting to head down the home stretch with our NFL Pick’em challenge, and after a slow start, Chad is starting to make his move.   After correctly picking last night’s Jets victory here is how things stand.

Season-to-date: Justin (58-57-2), Chad (54-61-2)

Now to the picks…

Denver vs. Atlanta (-6)

Justin’s Take

At this point I think that we can all agree that Matt Ryan deserves to be rookie of the year right?   The guy has played a huge role in turning around a struggling franchise is a relatively short amount of time.  Atlanta has feasted on teams with bad run defenses this year, and Denver is one of the worst teams in stopping the run.  You can bet on Michael Turner having a big game and Atlanta winning this one big.

Pick: Atlanta -6

Chad’s Take

I thought Matt Ryan would eventually become a solid NFL quarterback that could lead you to a Super Bowl with a great running back, solid receivers, and an above-average defense.  Two things: I didn’t expect him to be this good, and they are going to be a tough out in the playoffs.  Ryan can make any throw (I’ve watched two of his games, and he’s been great), and already has the poise of a guy that has been around for awhile.  Can’t argue with J here, they’re going to win this one.

Pick: Atlanta -6

Oakland vs. Miami (-10.5)

Justin’s Take

Miami has only won one game by more than ten points this year – that being the 38-13 shellacking they put on New England in week three.  It should be noted that week three was the first week we saw the Wildcat formation, and since then most of the teams in the league have used that package in one manner or another.  People who have read my columns over the years know that I really hate betting on Oakland on the road, and if Miami is going to blow another team out this year, this would be the game to do it.

Pick: Miami -10.5

Chad’s Take

But J, Oakland is getting more than a touchdown.  You have to take them!!  You’re contractually obligated!  Oh, and I can name one team in the NFL that hasn’t run a play out of the Wildcat formation: The BEARS!  Even though they have the perfect guy to run it (Devin Hester).  Here Devin.  Take the snap from Patrick Mannelly, and run towards the end zone.  There is a bag of weed waiting for you at the end of the rainbow.  Oops.  Did I just confuse him with Ricky Williams?  Ahhhh, who cares.

Pick: Miami -10.5

Baltimore vs. New York Giants (-7)

Justin’s Take

Talk about the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object, Baltimore has a crazy-good run defense that has only given up an average of 65 yards per game.   The Giants rely heavily on their three headed running game and rack up over 160 yards rushing yards a game.    This game is tough to call because you have a rookie QB (Joe Flacco) on the road, but Flacco’s QB rating is actually much higher on the road (92.9) than it is at home (60.6).  The Ravens are more desperate for a win here and I think this game will end up being close enough that I’m going to go with the points.

Pick: Baltimore +7

Chad’s Take

Damn you Danny Sheridan!  Why couldn’t you make this line a touch closer, like 5.5 or something?  I really want to take the Giants here because of the non-stop pressure they are going to put on Joe Flacco.  I think they are going to end up forcing three turnovers on him (probably a fumble and two picks).  Let’s take a flier here – I’m behind!

Pick: NY Giants -7

Houston vs. Indianapolis ( -8)

Justin’s Take

Houston is coming off back-to-back to losses to the Ravens and the Vikings, two teams that Indy was able to beat earlier in the year.   Now Houston has to travel to Indianapolis with backup QB Sage Rosenfels and try to beat a Colts team that is fighting for a Wild Card spot.  In their first meeting Indy was only able to beat Houston by four, but this time around I think you can add a TD to that number.

Pick: Indianapolis -8

Chad’s Take

Sage the rage has proven why he shouldn’t start games as a quarterback in the NFL.  I can’t see things getting better this week against Indy.  We’ve all been waiting for Indianapolis to explode offensively in 2008, and this is the week (I think I’ve said that for four weeks now – bar the New England game).  Look for Peyton to hook-up with Marvin for a 35+ yard touchdown pass in this game.

Pick: Indianapolis -8

Tennessee vs. Jacksonville (+3)

Justin’s Take

Here are two teams that are known for being able to run the ball and stop the run on the defensive end, right?  You’d like to think that wouldn’t you?   In truth, the Jags are giving up over 100 yards a game on the ground.   All things being equal, I like the Titans running game just a tad more than the Jags.  I think this game will be close, but Tennessee will find a way to get yet another victory.

Pick: Tennessee -3

Chad’s Take

A lot of people are viewing this as a trap game for the Titans.  I think we may end up having a blowout on our hands.  The big man that stuffs the run for the Jags (John Henderson) is out for the game, and LenDale White and Chris Johnson are looking for redemption after getting stuffed by the Bears just last week,

Pick: Tennessee -3

Chicago vs. Green Bay (-3.5)

Justin’s Take

To be honest, I really have no idea how this game is going to shape up.  Vegas slapping a 3.5  point line on this game tells us that even Vegas has no clue.  Lovie Smith has a surprisingly good record against the Pack, but betting on Rex Grossman minus the points on the road is kind of like betting on a blind horse to win the Kentucky Derby.

Pick:  Green Bay -3.5

Chad’s Take

Thankfully, I get to make my picks after Justin because I’m behind in the picks.  Kyle Orton is probable on Sunday, and therefore we aren’t going to have the Rex Grossman experience (at least I hope not).  Lovie has had great success against Green Bay, especially on the road (4-0 against the Pack at Lambeau).  Wait…I’m getting points too?  Hells yes!

Chad: Chicago +3.5

Philadelphia vs. Cincinnati (+9.5)

Justin’s Take

Things get tough for the 5-4 Eagles after this week as they have to go to Baltimore, come home the next week for Arizona, then head to New York for a showdown against the Giants.   Consider this game a warm up for that tough stretch of games.  Cincy is 1-8 but have been a thorn in gamblers sides, finding a way to cover in a majority of their losses.  However, if Philly wants to show that they are a playoff contender, they will have to make a statement by blowing out the Bungles… don’t let me down D-Mac.

Pick: Philadelphia -9.5

Chad’s Take

I’m going to St. Louis next Sunday to watch the Bears/Rams game.  We’re staying in a hotel that has a casino, where I will gamble legally for the first time.  I’ll probably hit with 14 with the dealer showing a 6.  Why not practice this gambling thing early, eh?

Pick: Cincinnati +9.5

New Orleans vs. Kansas City (+5)

Justin’s Take

I’m starting to wonder what kind of scandalous pictures Herm Edwards has of members of Kansas City’s front office.   I mean that has to be how this guy still has a job, right?   Still, KC does play well at home this time of year and Tyler Thigpen has been keeping games close with his miraculous QB ratings of 110.9, 89.4, and 108.4 in his last three games.  New Orleans really hasn’t done much to impress me this year, Drew Brees has been playing great, but their defense is just plain awful.   I’m going to go with the underdog in this one.

Pick: Kansas City +5

Chad’s Take

I think this one is pretty simple.  The New Orleans offense just doesn’t look the same without Reggie Bush.  With him being out this week, and KC getting points at home, I think it’s time we let Herm win a game.

Pick: Kansas City +5

Detroit vs. Carolina (-14)

Justin’s Take

I really feel bad for Lions fans this year, almost to the point where I can’t watch Lions games.  Matt Millen really turned that team into a mess, and the only salvageable parts are Calvin Johnson and Kevin Smith.  Detroit has given up 277 points so far this year, that’s second worst in the league, and are giving up 161 yards on the ground.  This bodes well for Carolina and one of my starting running backs in fantasy football, DeAngelo Williams.   Williams has rushed for over 100 yards in the last two games, and against that porous Lions front, a 150 yard day is not out of the question.  I’ve got my fingers crossed.

Pick:  Carolina -14

Chad’s Take

I’m dying to take the Lions in this game because two touchdowns is wayyyy too much to give up.  I can’t do it though.  The Lions offense is horrendous without having a stable quarterback, and their defense, which is bad enough as is, will be without three of its starters.  If there’s a pick I would least confident in, it would be this one.

Pick: Carolina -14

Minnesota vs. Tampa Bay (-4)

Justin’s Take

Here’s yet another showdown of two smash mouth teams who will probably have to rely on their QB’s to get the job done.  It took me a couple of minutes remember that Jeff Garcia was the Bucs starting quarterback, but when I looked up his home stats I was shocked.   Garcia has a 112.4 QB rating at home, sure that’s only over two games, but one of those games was a 27-3 win over a quality Panthers team.  I think that Tampa will be able to slow down AD just enough to squeak out a win over the Vikings.

Pick: Tampa Bay -4

Chad’s Take

I agree that the Bucs will squeak out a win this weekend against the Vikes.  However, I believe that victory is going to be by less than four points.  The Bucs backfield is all sorts of banged up – to the point where they have activated Cadillac Williams for the game because of the sheer uncertainty with the rest of their backfield.  I think Adrian Peterson may have one of those days where he reminds you he’s a Top-5 player in the NFL.

Pick: Minnesota +4

St. Louis vs. San Francisco (-6.5)

Justin’s Take

Can’t do it!

Pick:  San Francisco -6.5

Chad’s Take

Can’t coach ‘em!

Pick: San Francisco -6.5

Arizona vs. Seattle (+2.5)

Justin’s Take

Matt Hassebeck is probably going to play in this one, thus the line being as small as it is.  However, the Seahawks defense gives up 372 yards a game, and Arizona is a team that can just slaughter weak defenses.  If the line was closer to seven I’d consider going with the upset, but I can’t take Seattle in good faith without seeing how much better they are with Hasselbeck back in the fold.

Pick: Arizona -2.5

Chad’s Take

Can someone please explain to me how Anquan Boldin is doing what he’s doing?  He had to have part of his face removed less than a month ago to put a plate in.  He’s playing like nothing ever happened.  Stunning!  Their wide receiver core may be the best since, wait…The Greatest Show on Turf – also QB’d by Kurt Warner.

Pick: Arizona -2.5

San Diego vs. Pittsburgh (-5)

Justin’s Take

Just when you think San Diego can’t disappoint you anymore they find a way to almost lose to the Chiefs at home.   The Steelers will be able to slow down LDT enough to make Phillip Rivers have to throw 35+ passes.  You can expect Rivers to be rushed into throwing around 25 of those passes.  I’m amazed that Norv Turner still has a job in the NFL, he has the same effect that heroine had on Kurt Cobain’s life…. bad.

Pick: Pittsburgh -5

Chad’s Take

Members of Congress have the option of voting “present” during votes on bills in both the House of Representatives and the Senate.  Can I abstain here?  Please? No? Fine then!

Pick: Pittsburgh -5

Dallas vs. Washington (+1.5)

Justin’s Take

The Redskins are probably going to be without the services of Clinton Portis in this one, while the Cowboys will finally be getting Tony Romo back.  With the line being as close as it is, I think these two player’s statuses will effect the outcome of this game.

Pick: Dallas -1.5

Chad’s Take

Without Clinton Portis, I have 0 confidence in this Redskins team.  Tony Romo being back should be a nice boost to my 0-10 fantasy football team!  No, I’m not kidding about that record, either.

Pick: Dallas -1.5

Cleveland vs. Buffalo (-4.5)

Justin’s Take

First off I’d like to thank the big networks for putting the Browns on national TV so many times as it has really allowed me to get a lot of reading done.  Brady Quinn was impressive in his debut victory over the Broncos, but now he’s playing on the road against a solid Bills defense that is only giving up 205 passing yards per game.  It’s yet to be seen how Quinn will perform on the road, and until I see some evidence that the kid can get the job done, I am going to treat him as a rookie QB on the road and go with…

Pick: Buffalo -4.5

Chad’s Take

I think Jamaal Lewis saying that some players ‘gave up’ this past weekend sent a shockwave through the team (especially to the guys that dogged it).  I think they’re going to come out and win themselves a much needed ballgame on the road.

Pick: Cleveland +4.5

It’s Business Time

Many Cubs fans haven’t recovered from the 96 hours of hell they were put through during National League Division Series vs. the LA Dodgers.

I’m not one of those fans.

Every year, 16 days after the World Series ends, teams lose the sole right to talk with their eligible free agents.  That time has come for 2008.

The Hot Stove is fired, MLB GM’s have already begun the wheeling and dealing, and it’s time for baseball to open up its collective wallets.

I know I’m ruining the surprise, but the top two players in the 2008 free agent class, Mark Teixeira and CC Sabathia are going to sign contracts that will combine to be worth more than one-quarter of a billion dollars.  That’s just for TWO PLAYERS!

Before I rank my Top-10 MLB Free Agents, I’m going to focus on the Cubs for a few paragraphs – outlining what I believe they should focus on during the off-season.

My first two priorities would be to re-sign our top two free agents: Ryan Dempster and Kerry Wood.  But I surely wouldn’t go nuts in money or years for either of them.  The Cubs have already announced they will not be re-signing Kerry Wood.  It disappoints me to a certain extent because I’ve watched him play for the North Siders since I was 12-years-old.  Unfortunately, his performance over the past year-and-a-half has signaled a three or four-year deal worth probably $8 million per for the 31-year-old fireballer – a length and price the Cubs aren’t willing to pay at this point.  By saying publicly they aren’t going to re-sign him, the Cubs have guaranteed that Wood won’t get low-balled in any contract offer, and will surely get signed by the highest bidder.

I would throw a four-year deal at Ryan Dempster worth $52 million.  Since he only has one season worth of stats to go off of, I wouldn’t risk going any longer, or for more money than either of those two figures.  That number is slightly more than Carlos Silva landed for the Mariners last year, and Dempster had much better numbers than Silva ever dreamed of.

Since the Cubs claim to be in dyer need of power hitting lefty, I would take a flyer on Adam Dunn, and see if I could convince him to take a two-year deal for $28 million.  Since the Cubs waved bye-bye to having a good defense when they signed Alfonso Soriano to that awful $136 million deal, why not field two of the worst corner outfielders in the game (not named Manny Ramirez and Pat Burrell).  Dunn is left-handed, and has hit 40+ homers in each of the last five seasons (he’s the only player to do that during that time span).

Unless they get Adam Dunn though, then I would settle for the in-house quartet of Kosuke Fukudome (who could still end up being an above average player), Reed Johnson, Felix Pie, and Micah Hoffpauir.  I would love to see Pie play solid in spring-training, and then play a full-time platoon with Johnson in center.  They need to build Pie’s value for a trade, or build his confidence enough to be an every day player.

Forget the Jake Peavy and Brian Roberts trades.  Roberts is a free agent after 2009, and won’t cost the Cubs anything (except for a first-round pick) at that time.  Plus, unless they sign a great shortstop so they can move Ryan Theriot to second base after next year, Roberts could slip right into the leadoff spot for them at that time.

As for Jake Peavy, I don’t want him unless the Cubs re-sign Dempster.  A rotation of Carlos Zambrano, Dempster, Peavy, Rich Harden, and Ted Lilly would easily rank as the best in baseball – but why in the world would you trade for Peavy, and not re-sign Dempster?  Dempster will just cost you money, Peavy would cost money, and three of our best prospects.  Let’s avoid this at all costs please.

**Note: The Top-10 list takes into account skill level, position scarcity, and age of the player.**

TOP 10 MLB FREE AGENTS:

1. CC Sabathia (LHP): He pitched nearly 260 innings combined for the Indians and Brewers in 2008, and that number is going to weigh heavily (no pun intended) on the minds of GM’s with deep pockets, but you can’t deny his willingness to do anything for his team, and the mind boggling numbers he put up with the Brewers.  17 starts, 7 complete games, 11-2 record, 1.65 ERA, and 128 K’s in 130 innings.  If he would’ve stayed in the same league all year, they might have re-named the ‘Cy Young’ the ‘CC Domination’ for the day he won it.  Instead, he’s going to land one of the richest pitching contracts in history.  Oh, and guess what playoff hungry team needs a top-of-the-rotation starter?  I know, you’re all shaking your heads.

The Deal: New York Yankees – 6-years/$143 million + one year team option worth $25 million.

2. Mark Teixeira (1B): Let’s see. .300ish AVG, 30+ HRs, .390ish OBP, .550 SLG is pretty much his standard.  Combine that with the fact that he’s a switch-hitter and he’s one of the best first basemen in the game with the leather.  The only team that wouldn’t be upgraded at the position by signing Big Tex would be the St. Louis Cardinals.  Every team in the game would love him, but less than one-third of the teams can afford him.  The list of teams that are gunning for his services include the Angels, Yankees, Nationals, Orioles, and Giants.  May the highest bidder win!

The Deal: LA Angels of Anaheim – 8-years/$165 million.

3. Manny Ramirez (LF/DH): Like CC, if Manny would’ve played in the same league all year long, he would undoubtedly win the MVP award (at least he would in the AL).  The media, Red Sox organization, and most of the New England fanbase complained that Manny had slacked off, and wasn’t doing whatever he could to win during the month of July, and that’s why they traded him.  Ummmm, if .406 AVG, 4HR, 15 RBI and a .568 SLG over the last 23 days of July are the numbers Manny puts up when he’s ’slacking,’ I’m going to call Scott Boras and 12:01am to rev up my negotiations.  My buddy Derek mentioned him going to the Angels, and if they don’t sign Mark T, get your #24 Angels jerseys right now. (Watch Out for

The Deal: LA Dodgers – 3-years/$69 million + one year team option worth $28 million with $6 million buyout.

4. Francisco “K-Rod” Rodriguez (Closer): He set the Major League Baseball record for saves with 62 last season, and has become one of the youngest free agents in the history of MLB free agency.  Folks, he’s only 26!  He debuted in the majors when he was 20 by striking out 13 in 5.2 IP, and really hasn’t looked back.  His K/9 ratio fell a little bit this year to just above 10, which shouldn’t be worrisome unless he has a history of injuries.  Oops.  Did I forget to mention that?  Nonetheless, teams are going to dish out some cash for him.  I just wonder whether he’ll get the six years he aspires for.  It would be nearly impossible to insure a contract like that for any team.

The Deal: NY Mets – 4-years/$58 million

5. A.J. Burnett (RHP): A year ago, I would have never imagined him being on this list.  I figured he would have another injury-riddled year, and that he would just excerise his player option and make a boatload of money.  Not so fast, my friends. 231Ks in 221.0 IP can change the minds of a lot of folks.  He’s now going to get five more years from some poor team that’s going to get upset at his usual DL stint per season.  He’s already got a World Series ring, so he isn’t hell bent on going to a contender.

The Deal: Atlanta Braves – 5-years/$61 million

6. Ryan Dempster (RHP): I talked about him pretty extensively up above.  I’ll pick the Cubs to land him in my prediction below, but if they don’t lock him up quickly, he’s going to have a line of GM’s opening up a large suitcase of money.  The list would include: NY Mets, Phillies, Cardinals and Tigers.

The Deal: Chicago Cubs – 4-years/$52 million

7. Adam Dunn (LF/1B): I know I gave this away earlier, but for those of you who skipped my Cubs ramble, name me all the baseball players that have hit at least 40 home runs in each of the last five seasons.  There is only one answer, and it happens to be Adam Dunn.  He’s the definition of a TTO (Three True Outcomes – which means he either homers, walks, or strikes out) player, maddening fantasy player, brutal defender, yet he’s going to be a big time signing if he can find a team where he doesn’t have to be “The Guy.”  He’s cut his strikeout rate to about one per game in the past two seasons, and even though he doesn’t hit but .240, his .900 OPS is too staggering to overlook.

The Deal: Atlanta Braves – 4-years/$70 million

8. Derek Lowe (RHP): You could argue Ben Sheets for this spot, but I give the nod to Lowe because of a track good track record of health and solid playoff performance.  I wouldn’t be surprised if he receives 15 contract offers for two years, but it will be the few teams that offer him three years with a team option for a fourth that will land his services.

The Deal: NY Mets – 3-years/$36 million + one year $15 million team option.

9. Orlando Hudson (2B): Regarded as the best second baseman not named Utley or Kinsler, Hudson is going to get a five or six year deal from a team because of his age (30).  He took a step back this year defensively, but I don’t see that being a red flag.  He’ll bounce back defensively, and put up his usual .295 average with about 10 homers and a .360ish on-base %.

The Deal: LA Dodgers – 5-years/$55 million.

10. Rafael Furcal (SS): He was hurt for most of the 2008 season, but when he wasn’t hurt, he was playing like a man possessed.  He only played 36 games, but he had an OPS over 1.000, and also stole 8 bases in that short amount of time.  Combine those numbers with the fact that he still plays above average defense with the strongest arm of any shortstop on the planet, and he’s a complete player that a contender could use at the top of the order.  A couple of crazy ideas would be having him go to Texas, with the Rangers trading Michael Young, or potentially moving him to third.  Another crazy idea would be for him to go to San Francisco.  But you’ll love my choice below…

The Deal: Oakland Athletics – 4-years/$56 million.

It’s time to open up your checkbooks people.  Because remember, you pay for all of this at the box office!  More importantly though, in the immortal words of the Flight of the Choncords, “It’s Business Time!”

Special Thursday Night Pick: Week Eleven

I’m not a big fan of these Thursday night games, especially when my local cable provider does not carry the NFL network, but we have been falling behind on our picks so here is our pick for tonight.

New York Jets vs. New England (-3.5)

Chad and Justin’s Pick: New York Jets +3

Just to get things caught up let me post the results of our picks from week seven and week nine.

Week Seven: Justin (7-7), Chad (7-7)

Week Nine: Justin (7-7), Chad (9-5)

Season-to-Date: Justin (57-57-2), Chad (53-61-2)

We took weeks eight and ten off, and we’ll be back with the rest of our week 11 picks tomorrow.  Enjoy the game… if you can find it.

NBA – King of the Mountain

It's Cold at the top

I was trying to think of a clever name for a bimonthly NBA power poll when I was informed that Northern Illinois is about to get its first big snowfall of the season.   Anyone who has spent enough time in the northern states shares the same feeling of dread when they hear about the first snowfall because it’s the precursor of another harsh winter.   There’s nothing worse than going from days of sunny skies and 70 degree weather to days of six inches of snow.    Winter means that people have to get up fifteen minutes earlier than usual to start their cars in the morning and deal with people who somehow forget how to drive in the snow every year.  

I didn’t always look at winter as such a terrible time of the year.   As a child I used to love it when the snow started to fall and I was forced to wear those ridiculous snow suits to school everyday.   I was happy because every day at recess the boys in my class would waddle in our snow suites over to the biggest hill of snow in order to engage in (what  seemed like at the time) mortal combat.  Ask anyone who spent a fair amount of their childhood in places that got more than three feet of snow a year and they will be quick to tell you at least one story that involved king of the mountain, and about someone getting hurt badly enough from playing that a trip to the emergency room was in order.   I was personally responsible for breaking someone’s collarbone, which garnered me a weeks worth of detention, but a lifetime worth of respect.  

So what does this all have to do with the NBA?   Well, much like how king of the mountain got me through my childhood, the NBA is what gets me through these long winters of discontent.   So I thought, why not merge the two into something that could be awesome!  So twice a week from now until the end of the NBA season, which I think is around five years long, I will be updating my king of the mountain poll which will include the top five teams in the league and my pick for MVP.   Got it? Let’s do this thing.

 

Long Live the King

Los Angeles Lakers – (6-0)

It's Players like Trevor Ariza that make the Lakers great... and Kobe Byant

Yes, I am devoted Lakers fan, but this is no homer pick.  The Lakers are a taller, stronger, and deeper team than they were a year ago when they lost to the Celtics in the NBA finals.   The additions of Andrew Bynum and Trevor Ariza have shored up a defense that was solid yet unspectacular last year.  This year the Lakers have yet to give up 100 points to an opponent, and are beating teams by an average of 20 points a game.   They are beating teams by way of attrition as their bench is perhaps the most talented bench in the NBA.   There bench is scoring around 50 points a game and Lamar Odom, who is still getting used to playing the sixth man role, is third on the team in points and rebounds.   The added depth that the Lakers have this year helps in two ways; it wears down the Lakers opponents, giving LA fresher legs in the fourth quarter, and more importantly allows Kobe Bryant to rest during these early regular season games. 

Last year Kobe averaged 39 minutes a game, when you extrapolate those minutes over an 82 game regular season, the playoffs, and the Olympics, you have a guy who probably saw more court time than what most players would see in two seasons.  This year Kobe’s numbers are down to 33 minutes a game, and over the course of the season those extra minutes of rest will add up big time.   Those who were paying attention last postseason saw that Kobe wasn’t getting the same kind of elevation on his shots, and that was no doubt fatigue rearing its ugly head.  Barring injuries to the Lakers supporting players LA should be able to keep Kobe fresh for the playoffs, making the Mamba even deadlier when it counts the most.  There are still a lot of games to played, but the Lakers are looking like a team that is hell bent on winning a championship.

 

The Heir Apparent

Boston Celtics – (7-1)

No Boston fans, I’m not trying to start a cross country flame war here.  I was the guy who was telling anyone who would hear it that the Celtics would beat the Bynum-less Lakers last year.   But this is a new season and while the Lakers have added a couple of key players to their fold, the Celtics have lost a few parts of their championship puzzle.  Losing James Posey was a big blow to a team that will need someone to lockdown LeBron James in the playoffs, but we’ll get to LBJ later.  While the big three may be getting a little long in the tooth, they are still playing at a high level, and some of the young guns (Rajon Rondo, Kendrick Perkins, Leon Powe, Glen “Big Baby” Davis) are only going to get better as the year moves on.   The big questions for the Celtics will be whether or not the big three stays healthy and if they can capture home court advantage throughout the playoffs.  Remember, Boston lost 10 of their 12 road playoff games last year, and for a team that hasn’t added any big pieces to their rotation, they are going to need home court advantage in order to repeat.

 

The Royal Court

New Orleans Hornets – (4-2)

Is there a better PG in the NBA than Chris Paul? I think not.

Sure there record is quite as good as Atlanta’s or Cleveland’s, but the Hornets   played a few games without the services of Peja Stojakovic and Tyson Chandler.  Now they are full strength and are only giving up 93 points a game, that’s tied for fifth best in the league.  The addition of the afore mention James Posey gives New Orleans some extra depth and some much needed extra defensive intensity.  Of course by now everyone is aware of Chris Paul, who has the potential to be one of the best point guards of all time, and they also have David West, a guy many people aren’t familiar with despite the fact that he was an all-star last year.  The Hornets will push the Lakers every time they play this year, starting tonight.

 

The Cleveland Cavaliers – (6-2)

People have been waiting for LeBron to start dominating the league in the same manner that Oscar Robertson used to, and this year we may be seeing the beginning of this kind of prolonged dominance.   King James has been averaging 30 points, eight rebounds, and seven assists in his first eight games this year, and has scored 40 points or more in three of his last four games.   The knock on the Cavs over the last few years is that they have been a one man show.   The addition of Mo Williams helps to alleviate those concerns a bit, as he gives LeBron someone who can spot up and knock down open jump shots when James gets triple teamed.   Don’t get me wrong, if this team wants to get back to the finals it’s going to take some awe inspiring performances from LBJ, but so far this year it looks like King James is up to the challenge.

 

The Court Jester

Atlanta Hawks – (6-0)

I find the Hawks to be highly suspect, sure they are undefeated and have the second highest point differential (+9.3) in the league, but look at some of the teams they have played so far.   I mean beating up on the Bulls, Thunder (terrible name), 76ers, and injury plagued Hornets isn’t really impressing me that much.   The Hawks did make the playoffs last year, but they did so with a losing record, and while I think that they will improve – as they are a team with a ton of young talent – they are still a couple of years away from making the jump from interesting story to start the season, to championship contender.   Your suspect Atlanta, I’ll need to see more before I move you up the list.  Perhaps winning some games without Josh Smith will help to make me a believer.

 

The Highlander – There Can Only Be One

LeBron James

 

I gave you his stats earlier, but you have to watch this guy to get the full effect of just how awesome this guy is.   James is one of a handful of players on this planet who can get to the rim whenever he wants.  What separates James from that other handful of players is that he can absorb tremendous amounts of contact and still finish (ya ya… that’s what she said.).  Bill Simmons (The Sports Guy) said something to the effect that if LeBron James ever masters Jordans turn around jump shot, it’s game over, and I’d have to agree with that 100%.  Simply put, James Is the best basketball player on the planet right now, and he’s only going to get better.

Chicago – Where QB’s Are Dis-Owned By Their Families

If you don’t read Hot Clicks on si.com, you really should.  On a daily basis, they provide readers with a myriad of links that contain gorgeous women, comical stories, and interesting ideas on many different levels.

A headline that appeared on Monday’s version of Hot Clicks got me fired up, though.  It was named “Lame Lions” and read, “Over the years, has the single-worst position in the NFL been quarterback for the Detroit Lions? After seeing this post, it’s hard to argue otherwise.”

I smell a challenge!

Oh yes, the Lions may be 0-9 this season.  Yes, they do have the worst record in the NFL since 2001 – mainly due to the disastrous reign of one, Matt Millen.  That doesn’t mean, however, that the quarterback position for the Detroit Lions is the runaway winner for most futile position in the league.  I believe a case needs to be made for another position: Quarterback of the Chicago Bears.

To be fair…let’s just look at quarterbacks since McMahon was shuffling behind Sweetness to a Super Bowl ring, shall we?  Wouldn’t want this to get too ugly.  Plus, bringing up the dark days of Gary Huff, Bob Avellini, Bobby Douglass, Vince Evans and other guys from the 70’s would invoke too much pain to my brethren in the Bear community.  Plus, most of people reading wouldn’t know who the hell I was talking about.

* Denotes First Round Pick

You best be thanking Sweetness every day for that jewelry!

The Hall of Halas

1. Jim McMahon* (1982-1988): The only reason he tops the list is because he got a Super Bowl ring.  We wont talk about the fact that he may wear that ring on his ear now.

2. Erik Kramer (1993-1998): (I stood corrected after a reader comment) He led the Bears to precisely ZERO playoff appearance during his tenure, but makes the list because he is the franchise leader in touchdown to interception ratio.  No, that’s not a joke. His +18 TD/INT is the best ever….EVER!!

Solid, But I’m Not Gonna Wet My Pants

1. Kyle Orton (2005-present): Too soon? Nahhh. He’s in that elite fraternity of guys that has more TDs than INTs since Jimmy Mac.  His supporters would quickly defend his status here by telling the world that the Bears are 15-8 in games that he has started in his short career.  The neck beard puts him over the top for me.

Is there a QB in this world that can grow a better beard? I think not.

2. Jim Miller (1999-2002): He gave us a division title in 2001, and posted nearly 6,000 passing yards over his four years in Chicago.  If only he didn’t get injured against the Eagles in ‘01, we might have had a chance.  Ehhhhh, maybe not…

3. Jim Harbaugh* (1987-1993): This is a stretch.  Ahhhh, what the hell.  He did lead the Windy City to a couple of playoff appearances in ‘90 and ‘91, and even got himself a division title out of the deal.  The highlight of his career: Coaching Stanford past USC in 2007.

Mediocre Molly’s

1. Brian Griese (2006-2007): The Bears spent a lot of money on him to pressure Rex Grossman into being better.  Didn’t Rex prove that he cracks like a gangster being offered parole during the 2006 season?  Maybe I missed something here.

2. Chris Chandler (2002-2003): His Wikipedia page lists one of his career highlights as the “only quarterback to ever achieve single-game passer ratings of 0 and 158.3 (which is a perfect rating).”  He was our insurance card when Jim Miller went down.  Guess we didn’t buy All State!

3. Shane Matthews (1999-2001): He didn’t help the Bears, but he didn’t kill them either.  So he gets the nod into this group.  Chris Berman did nickname him ‘The Shane Matthews Band.’  I guess that’s cool!  NOT!

Chopping Off a Foot Would Have No Effect

Please start Caleb Hanie if Orton can't go! PLEASE!!!

1. Rex Grossman* (2003-present): Seriously, if you hacked off Rex’s left foot, would it affect how he plays?  He throws all of his passes off his back foot, and the cut in height couldn’t possibly make his percentage of deflected passes go any higher. If I had to gauge his speed on a scale of 1-10, he would get a -12. Folks, don’t tell me he led the Bears to a Super Bowl.  They got there despite of him!

Backups Who Sucked Being Backups in Dallas

1. Steve Walsh (1994): He was drafted by Cowboys with the first pick in the 1989 Supplemental draft, costing the Cowboys their first round pick in 1990 – after finishing 1-15.  He fits right into the Bears team concept.

2. Chad Hutchinson (2004): Amazingly, his baseball career sucked more than is NFL career.  He pitched four innings for the 2001 St. Louis Cardinals, and racked up an ERA of 24.75.  He gave up as many earned runs (11) as he threw touchdowns.

More Backup Bombshells

1. Steve Stenstrom (1996-1998): Did his mom even know he played football?  I doubt it.

2. Mike Tomczak (1985-1990): Not only did Bears fans have to put up with his crappy throwing on the field, but you were stuck with him when Harbaugh inevitably got injured in Tecmo Super Bowl.  Trust me, he sucked there too!

The Doctors You Wouldn’t Want Performing Surgery On You

1. Craig Krenzel (2004): Maybe he’s not a doctor, but he’s smarter than most of the ones you go to.  The dude majored in molecular genetics at Ohio State.  Too bad he sucked at being a quarterback.  Can’t think your way out of a sack, can ya?  CAN YA?

2. Jonathon Quinn (2004): My bad.  I’m mixing him up with Dr. Quinn: Medicine Woman.  My mistake.  Sorry.

The Franchise Hope…Killers

One of many first-round busts.

1. Cade McNown* (1999-2000): Here’s the epitome of his work ethic: He pled no contest in 1996 for illegal possession of handicapped parking pass.  Not only was he too lazy to walk the extra 50 feet to the Bruins practice facililty, he was too lazy to fight it to.

2. Kordell Stewart (2003): ‘Slash’ was supposed to buoy the QB position in Chicago to the hope of the future, Rex Grossman.  Instead, he sent me into the fetal position for nearly five years.  Thanks, Kordell.

3. Rick Mirer* (1997): You may be questioning my * there, but look at the history books folks. I know the Bears didn’t draft him, but they traded a freaking first round pick for this waste of space after two awful years in Seattle.  He promptly threw no TDs and six picks, and was released at the end of the year.

The Guys With Two First Names

1. Dave Kreig (1996): He wasn’t that awful (6-6 record playing for the injured Erik Kramer), but since I didn’t know what group to put him in, I decided to make a one specifically for him.  Then I realized, he wasn’t alone…

2. Jeff Blake (2005): He was 8-9 for 55 yards and a TD in his only appearance in a Bears uniform.  I demand to know why we didn’t more of him!  I WANT THE TRUTH!

The Guy With THREE First Names

1. Peter Tom Willis (1990-1993): He must have been a mistake because his parents clearly hated him.

They Didn’t Do God’s Work

Mark me down for 3 TDs and 8 INTs. This dude has no chance.

1. Moses Moreno (1998): This Moses couldn’t even part opposing defenses, let alone the Red Sea.

2. Cory Sauter (2002): His completion percentage with Chicago was .666 (repeating).  Cory Sauter is the devil!!!

The >36% Completion Club

1. Will Furrer (1992): He was 9-25 for 89 yards and three picks.  Sounds like someone I know…

2. Henry Burris (2002): He started in Calgary. then went to Saskatchewan, followed that up with Green Bay, flew south to Chicago, was banished to Berlin, got pissed and went back to Saskatchewan, and settled back down in Calgary.  Did he miss the memo that the South is warmer???

If you want to argue a position more futile than Chicago Bears QBs, you best bring yo’ A-Game!  These guys sure as hell didn’t.