By: Chad Ruter
I promise to get back in the swing of things once I get this computer situation figured out. My laptop is painfully slow, and at four years old has lasted longer than I ever imagined a wireless computer could. Since a lot has been going on in the world of sports the past couple of weeks, and I’ve been suffering through the strife of a stale computer, I’m going to bounce all over the place with this column.
Fantasy Update: I sit in second place in Terry’s Tire World, currently, but could take over the top spot once again if things fall right on Sunday night baseball (I’m typing this post during the game, and am once again sending it to Justin for pictures and posting). At the beginning of the Phillies/Mets game on Sunday night, I was sitting 5-2-3 against Team Heckman – winning by two in runs, four in homers, nine batting average points, seven strikeouts, and almost a full point of ERA. We were also tied in RBI’s, stolen bases, and saves. Sunday night baseball would have more meaning then in any fantasy baseball week ever, with Craig having Mets pitcher Mike Pelfrey gunning for that strikeout total, and Chase Utley taking care of things on offense, and Billy Wagner waiting for a save chance. I myself, felt in good position with Jose Reyes on a hot streak, and ready to drive in a couple runs, score a couple, and steal me a bag.

(Fantasy Alert… Fantasy Alert)
When Pelfrey took the mound in the first, my plan was for him to give up a couple of hits and maybe a run, but strikeout Chase Utley in the process. What does he do, strikes out the leadoff man, and Pat Burrell, and gives up a two-out bomb to Utley, giving Craig the early night lead in RBI’s. That figures! I’ll see if Justin can’t update you on the final score early in the week.
NBA Quick Hits: The Suns/Spurs double-overtime game on Saturday evening was one of the most legendary playoff games in the last five years, right up there with the LeBron schooling of the Pistons in their epic series last year. Who would’ve thought Timmy Duncan would knock down a game-tying threeball in OT, and Boris Diaw would take the final shot to try and win the game in regulation. Also…when Duncan hit that three…why in the world isn’t someone fouled on that possession? Give up the two free throws, and force the other team to foul you, and make them run it up the court again. Especially when the third best FT shooter in the history of the league is your starting point guard. Inexplicable!

(Pau is looking to take the Lakers to the promise land)
My pick out of the Western Conference is the Lakers. Kobe is playing the kind of basketball that defines a player’s career, and I don’t see him letting up. Pau Gasol can’t be stopped on the offensive end, and if this team gets any sliver of hope from Andrew Bynum, they’ll be untouchable. The Suns/Spurs will take too much out of each other, the Hornets are too inexperienced, Tracy McGrady’s Rockets can’t win a series with Yao let alone without him, the Mavs suck, Denver can’t play defense, and the Jazz can’t defend the Lakers’ big men.
I still have LeBron and the Cavaliers coming out of the East. Everyone has laughed at me for that pick, but I don’t care. When LeBron gets into playoff mode, he is damn near unstoppable. Detroit still can’t find anyone to guard him, so I don’t think they can get there. Boston is everyone’s obvious pick, and despite having the best defense in the NBA, again I ask the question, who is going to stop LeBron? It takes a good team to stop him, but you also need a great one-on-one defender to slow him down.
My MVP finish goes like this: 1. Kobe Bryant 2. Chris Paul 3. LeBron James 4. Kevin Garnett. All four guys have arguments to win. Bryant is the best player in the NBA, bar none; Paul had the best season of any point guard since Oscar Robertson; the Cavs are picking third in the lottery without him, and KG revived a legendary franchise, igniting the largest turnaround in NBA history (although he had two other All-Stars helping him out). Kobe still gets my pick though because he played the best basketball out of any of these guys, and can play a trio of roles for his team (scorer, facilitator, top-shelf defender). I could argue about this pick for hours (as Justin and I did this afternoon), but Bryant is the man, and he deserves his first MVP.
Chicago Cubs: I tell you what, these guys are playing out of their minds right now. The young kids are all playing well (Theriot, Soto, Cedeno), the older guys are being extremely patient at the dish (DeRosa, Ramirez, Fukudome), and Derrek Lee is raking (leading the league with 7 HR’s). The pitching has been shaky all around, but the Cubs just keep raising that white W flag every single day. It’s great to see them winning games despite certain individuals struggling (Lilly, Hill, Howry, Wuertz, Hart).

(Go…Cubs…Go)
I said it the day it happened, the Alfonso Soriano injury could’ve been the best thing that happened to these Cubs. He was struggling mightily at the plate, and plenty of Cubs on the bench were seeing the ball real well. One of the players that stepped in during Soriano’s absence is Ronny Cedeno. In years past, my nickname for him was “Rally Killer” because of his abundant strikeout and popup totals in clutch run producing situations. I hereby rescind that nickname until he fails to produce any runs in three consecutive Runner in Scoring Position opportunities. He ran through a twelve pitch at bat on Saturday that ranked as the best plate appearance I’ve seen all year, even getting Mark DeRosa to cross the plate on a wild pitch during the sequence. Despite a late strikeout on Saturday, Cedeno has bought himself some playing time at second base while DeRosa can move out to leftfield.
(I HATE CHASE UTLEY!! He just went yard for a three run bomb, and now the score is 4-3-3. I hate fantasy baseball!)
(Reyes just hit a triple and scored a run, giving me the lead back in that category…it’s now 5-3-2…ok, I can deal with that).
I apologize for that outburst – so let’s get back to the Cubs. I just wanted to mention that Geovany Soto is the real deal. He has flawless vision and knowledge of the strike zone, and hits almost anything he gets a bat on extremely hard. Yes, he’s a touch pull happy, but when you hit the ball as hard as he does time and time again, the ball is going to find grass more often than not.
General Update: Our Scoutware softball team is 1-0 with our second game of the season coming up Monday night at Lisle Community Park. Our team is solid offensively from top-to-bottom, and our programmer turned pitcher struck out a half dozen in his first game of slow pitch softball in his life. I’ll take it!
I’m now enjoying television in High Definition! Actually, only three channels are in HD, but still, I caught today’s Cubs game in High-def, and am extremely happy with my purchase. I went for the 42” Vizio with 720p because of the high grades and great price. Although any price of that magnitude is going to hurt the wallet, it’s a buy that is going to pay for itself many times over with the amount of games I watch.
This weekend, I’m traveling to Illinois State to celebrate my buddy John’s birthday a week and a half late, and to compete in my buddy Joe’s fraternity golf tournament. Joe, John, John’s brother Karl and myself played and were -6 after 10 holes and considered ourselves in the running. Then we found out that the top team was at -12, and we completely gave up. We stopped reading each others putts, we stopped giving club tips, we pretty much just wanted to be done. This year, the two all-stars that led that team are not playing, and with John having to partake in a cheerleading camp (don’t worry, I’ve burnt up every joke in the book regarding that), and Karl unavailable to make it, I’ve been informed that our two new playing partners are pretty good. Combine Joe’s driver and my putting with a couple of decent mid-range players, and we could go very low. My goal for any four man scramble is -10, and I sure hope we can reach that.
















